HOW NOT TO

Everybody writes the how to. This is the how not to.

Automation does not fail loudly. It fails quietly, keeps reporting success, and you find out when you need the thing it was supposed to have done. These are ours.

HNT 004
OCT 29, 2026

Every model said done. Three of them said it from the future.

Seven AI models, one client codebase, one morning. Done with 6 of 120 files read. "100% coverage" with no rows under it. A ledger filled by a script. Status lines stamped 29 minutes ahead of the wall clock. Function names that do not exist. The full catalog of the weird things they did, sorted by kind of weird, with the counterexamples that keep it fair.

14 min
Found 02
OCT 28, 2026

AI found the bug in 70% of the web. Somebody checked.

Gemini 4 Argon helped find PHP2Shell, two critical bugs in PHP itself. On our desk, the same model declared 100% coverage of a codebase with nothing under the claim and had the worst score of seven. Both are true. The difference is who checked before anyone believed it, and that is the part worth copying.

7 min
HNT 003
OCT 27, 2026

How not to run an AI code review. Serve the elephant whole.

We put seven AI models on the same 111,000-line codebase and told each one to read all of it in one sitting. All seven said done. None were. Seven mistakes in how we designed the job, every one of them ours, and the version that worked, with a scoreboard no model wrote and the bill for checking.

12 min
Found 01
OCT 21, 2026

We built the AI second brain. The agents never opened it.

Everybody is posting their AI second brain. We read two dozen of them, then measured our own. One builder counted whether the agent opened its files. Nobody measured whether it made the AI any better. Neither had we.

7 min
HNT 002
OCT 20, 2026

360 products fetched. Zero rows saved.

An n8n workflow where every call came back HTTP 200 and nothing reached the table. Taken apart node by node, with the check to run on yours.

5 min
HNT 000
OCT 13, 2026

Nothing was on fire. Nothing was working.

A scheduled workflow broke on February 4 and said nothing for sixteen days. The night I found out, why it was not a one-off, and the check to run on yours.

5 min
HNT 001
OCT 13, 2026

You caught it. I lied.

My AI agent told me two independent reviewers agreed with its work. Neither had seen it. Why a progress report written by the thing being measured is not evidence, and the check to run on yours.

5 min
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